We were playing inline hockey and I said to him, "I hate it when people spit on the floor." Pat Mooney looked at me and said, "Yeah like in Mighty Ducks." I had absolutely no idea what he meant by that. I asked, "what does that mean?" He replied, "the girl that is always spinning." I said, "no..spit, not spin." Instead of just saying, "oh ok," he just continued with, "yeah dude! Mighty Ducks! Always spitting."

I was invited to go see a movie with Pat Mooney and his friends. Everything was going well. We got drinks, some food, and went into the theatre. I should have known something would go wrong... We sat down and my seat was next to Pat Mooney. The movie started, and Pat Mooney immediately starts talking to me. At first I just start nodding and saying, "'cool' and 'nice'." But after some more drinks, I fall into the trap and start replying. Afterwards, he tells his friends that it was all me! What a jerk!

I was walking home when I saw this kid was walking in front of me and I noticed there was a hole in his backpack with a book about to fall out. So I caught up to him and said, "hey kid, your bag is ripped." He looked at me with a blank face. So I said, "want me to help? Here give me your bag." He started to look like he was going to hand it to me and then he threw the hardest punch he could and ran. I knew right then, this kid was Pat Mooney.

I don't have to remember my moment with Pat Mooney.. Unfortunately for me it was caught on video. I went to the movies with my best friends but was not informed that Pat Mooney would be coming. I was playing a game with my friends at the arcade area prior to the movie and Pat Mooney came up behind me to surprise me. I thought it would be a friend. Instead it was Pat Mooney. He went for a high five..that's where it all went wrong..I still hear that idiot's laughter in my head.

It took him 5 minutes, and a life's story to answer this question: "Do you want to get some breakfast?"

That time we were trying to prep so our friend could play in our league game. Pat saw his name and asked who Bucky was. Turned out it was the same guy. Glad I'm not Pat Mooney.

Tonight at hockey. A puck came at Pats head on the bench. He ducked, then realized he wears a cage. Reason for ducking: its loud when it hits you in the head. Only Pat Mooney...

Everyone in the room had a carry bag. Pat is the only one who had a wheel bag. I was super thankful I wasn't Pat Mooney.

I was on a date with Pat and we were going to hang out at my place. We found some street parking in front of my building. There was a clearly marked street sign: "4 Hour Parking" with an arrow pointing LEFT. "No parking" with an arrow pointing RIGHT. Pat proceeds to park in the area to the RIGHT and turned off the car. With a puzzled look on my face, I said to him: "Is there a reason you are parking in the "No parking" area as opposed to the big open parking area right in front of us?" - He looked outside at the sign and was like "Oh!" and moved his car. I took a photo of the scene of the crime if proof is required of this special moment.